Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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