i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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