she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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