you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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