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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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