I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize