So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize