it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Come see our sink grown plant.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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