I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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