i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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