That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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