Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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