What did we do last night that was yellow?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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