My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my shit smells like andre
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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