i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This is my life. Enjoy the view
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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