I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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