Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
God I need to hump something, right now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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