Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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