do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dicks are not precious.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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