Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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