If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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