She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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