do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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