Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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