worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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