do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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