He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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