he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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