: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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