Do you still have your period?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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