i jhust puked up my retainher.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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