I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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