Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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