i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
did you just send me my own nude
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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