Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
