would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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