May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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