My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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