remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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