brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
plz talk dirty to me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
as a side note pls kill me
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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