Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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