In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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