She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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