Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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