That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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