ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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