She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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