Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
