It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Every concussion has its silver lining
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
