You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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