White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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